User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3562121-20110419234741

If I had a Weighted Companion Cube? Hmm... There are a lot of things I would do with it... Turn it into my computer desk, use it as a chair, marry it, be stabbed by it, incinerate it, use it as a foot stool, cuddle with it at night, use it as a lethal weapon against my foes, BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, cook potatoes on it, replace all my friends with it, use it as the D6 to end all D6 dice, have children with it, realize that, no matter how hard I try, reproduction is impossible, Use it as a dining table, and finally die with in my arms, because it stabbed me many ideas ago.