User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3550584-20110415165401

I would love him and never throw them into the Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. He would be my pillow and my best friend. We'll go on long walks through the forest and along the beach. I'll listen to everything he has to say and never question anything he says. I'll beat people up who make fun of our relationship with the help of my Weighted Companion Cube by chucking Companion Cube in their face, just to prove my point. We will stay up late at night talking and telling stories about how we totally pwned GLaDOS that time in the Enrichment Center. I could never have gotten through this life without my faithful Weighted Companion Cube. Then we'd bake cakes together and eat it with spoons laughing at how wrong GLaDOS was. The cake is not a lie and Companion Cube is my faithful companion and I will always take good care of him <3