User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-1382550-20110420190156

I would use mostly as a paperweight to weigh down those pesky social secuirty documents that keep flying around. Then I'd move it once in a while to use as a chair or stepstool to grab my thermally-insulating Aperture Laboratories mug or 1940's era Aperture Pint Glass.