User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3571126-20110424061129

I would snuggle with it at bedtime. Give it it's own bed - oh wait it belongs with me. I would give it a mini-sized pillow and cover, let him play games whenever he wants, take him abroad, take him to firework displays (note to self, keep away from bonfire, because it will act like the incinerators), let him freefall, on his birthday give him the special cake (it's not a lie),never take him anywhere without a top notch luxury limo with a luxury feast and the best TV's and let him basically anything he wants which isn't on this list.