User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3476611-20110414022434

I will take it to the park, hug it all night, show it how to cook Italian food, watch Wheel Of Fortune with it, go to the beach and get a tan with it (although it might burn), make a facebook page for it, and take it with me when I go to see Maury live, and we'll laugh with the crowd at the DNA tests. I would never step on it, nor let it get dirty. But of course he'll get a stain from eating GLaDOS's black forest cake.