User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3551046-20110415205846

I, Anthony, would take you, Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube, for my lawful cubewife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator do us part ;_;