Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test



The Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test (form #54) is a personality test published on Portal 2’s official website on April 15, 2011.

Overview
The test, made of 7 questions, is said to have been developed in the late seventies as a way to determine Test Subject compatibility for cooperative testing initiatives. The test was categorized unsafe by Aperture in 1977, after every Test Subject who took the test became immediately insane from having too many unassailable truths and gut-wrenching personal secrets about themselves revealed at once. It was then placed in a locked strong box and secured in an abandoned sub-basement. This sub-basement was then filled with cement, and the doorway bricked over.

The test was said to be discovered "last month", and that after review Aperture scientists felt the results were "inconclusive", requesting a further round of testing, and inviting visitors to take the test.

Depending on the answers given, the applicant will be given an "Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Type", accompanied by a small description. They are listed after the questions. Below the Cooperative Testing Type, the user is invited to "Assist in Disposition Test Recruitment", i.e. post the results on Facebook.

Questions
''Welcome, test subject, to the Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test. With just a few short questions, this test will determine your personality-driven test resolution type, allowing you to further the cause of science with a compatible test subject.''

1.
What color do you wish your eyes were?


 * Amber
 * Blue
 * Brown
 * Gray
 * Green
 * Hazel
 * Red
 * Black

2.
Do you appear well educated to others?


 * Yes
 * No

3.
Are they wrong?


 * Yes
 * No

4.
Check all those who you feel superior to:


 * Olympians
 * Policemen
 * Parents
 * War Heroes
 * Philosophers
 * Astronauts
 * Scientists
 * CEOs
 * No One

5.
Are you currently being observed?


 * Yes
 * No
 * Not Sure

6.
Have you ever sued a scientific corporation for an injury you received:


 * Yes
 * No
 * An Injury prevents me from remembering

7.
If you could remove one constraint on business today, which one would it be?


 * Occupational Safety Rules
 * Environmental Protection Restrictions
 * Consumer Safety
 * All of the above

Aperture Science Cooperative Testing Types

 * Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test on the Portal 2 blog