User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3549628-20110415024130

I would take the cube with me around the world at which point I would teach it the secret art of senkwon-shu, so that it could defend itself while I fight through the armies of combine-zombies on my journey to Valve HQ which is actually located in the center of the Earth (A once well kept secret) then I would get Gabe to sign it for me and if he doesn't I will put him in an infinite loop of portals if he refuses until he then agrees to it. Then I would put it on my gaming shelf.