User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3550615-20110415171255

We would never be apart, my Weighted Companion Cube and I. We would stay together always with a beautiful shoulder mounting system, so that I could always hear it whisper advice in my ear. A Shoulder-Mounted Advice-dispensing Cube System, or SMACS, if you will. When my faithful Weighted Companion Cube tires, it shall rest atop a pile of lesser pillows, the king of the Soft Mountains.