User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3551228-20110416010856

I'd take it out. I know this awesome Mexican place. We'd have a nice dinner. The waitress would be attractive and I'd have to concentrate on not looking at her, but instead at my gorgeous companion cube. I'd get a shrimp, chicken, and stake quesadilla, as that is always what I order there. It would be delicious. After our wonderful meal I will drive it home, having conversations about Garry Coleman, Norwegian Black Metal, and timidly slipping around the subject of vaporization. Then I'll walk it to the door, hoping for an invite in, but settling for a kiss on the cheek. I can take it slow, I'm old fashioned.

That or might just go the date rape route.