User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3562244-20110420010407

I would attempt to give the Companion Cube hugs as an apology for incinerating it in the first Portal. I would then proceed to teach the Cube how to talk and spend the rest of my life creating an intellect for the Cube. The Cube would eventually love me for giving it life and would marry me. We would then proceed to have little Companion Cube kids that would be trained from birth to overthrow Aperture Science and steal all the technology and research present in the ruins of the facility. As we were on this mission, we would encounter the remains of Wheatley, attempting to free himself of the wreckage of the collapsing facility. As he tries to conspire with my family to once again rise to power, my Companion Cube wife would club the corrupt personality core with a crowbar, left from a raid by Black Mesa. My Cube family would then walk off into the sunset, with bags of stolen Aperture Science technology and cake thrown over their shoulders......