Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26552238-20171126012010/@comment-26552238-20171127080554

StarglowGravityGun wrote: Really... No you're definitely not clever enough to make it yourself. Small paragraph of something I've written:

There sat Indiana Jones, slurping up some dandan noodles in a small city in China, inside the restaurant Sauwes Cumm. Jones was a fan of noodles of all kinds, evident by his sloppy slurping of spicy noodles as he growled like an animal. After he finished the spicy noodles with zha cai, chili oil, and oreo cookies, he threw the bowl across the room, hitting an knocking out somebody. "I NEED MORE" he screamed, flipping the table he was eating from. "SECURITY" screamed an employee. Jones pulled out his trusty Nagant Model 1878 Revolver and shot the oncoming security guards in the heart. They fell, deceased, as the customers cried and screamed. Indie grabbed a customer's bowl of rice and threw it at the cashier, instantly killing him as his head exploded and painted the counter red. "SOMEBODY GET ME SOME censoredG DANDAN NOODLES YOU mothercensoring STANK mega censofed" he screamed. The chefs were smart, and did what he said. A small Chinese woman handed him a steaming hot bowl of dandan, Jones thanking her before whacking her across the face with his revolver, knocking her out cold. He then threw the bowl on her body, the steaming hot soup searing her flesh, before jumping out the window. He screamed and hijacked a car, driving away into the distance.