Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26552238-20171013022736

Shrek and Revan have found themselves in the Half Life universe after smacking an onion and chanting ancient rituals to Yog-Sothoth. For some reason, the entire Half Life universe is after them. That means all the Barneys, the Earth branch of the Combine, Gordon Freeman and his HECU cousin, Lazlo, and all those ridiculous ties.

Shrek is armed with his Knight armor and a sword made of cockroaches. Revan is wearing nothing but a pair of Superman underwear and a gibus, has every force power except push disabled, and wields a stick. Shrek can call in Donkey and the Muffin Man for reinforcements. 