User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3551063-20110415214300

I would take the Apeture Science Weighted Storage Companion Cube on a romantic cruse, Eat cake with it, tell the cube not to threaten to stab me with the threat of incinerating it, go on a date with the cube, finally...Kissing the cube in the most romantic way possible, then finally, take the cube back to my home and get funky with the cube if ya know what I mean...if it has any "entrances" that is. Then I would legally marry the cube, Inquote, "I, Douglas Stewart, Take you, Apeture Science Weighted Storage Companion Cube to be my lawful wedded cubewife, to have and to hold, From this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until the Apeture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator do us part. You may kiss your cubewife." Then I smooch the cube as romantic as I can, driving home in our limo, then I take the cube home, get funky in the bed again, and maybe, in the future, we could have little cubelets and human-cube-robot babies. And while she's sleeping, I'd rest my cubewife in my cosy bed, and secretly play Portal Two behind her back. We lived happily ever after.