User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-1403070-20110415040010

If I had a Weighted Companion Cube, I would finally be able to say that I have a companion. It could sit on my desk as I replay Portal, and as I play through Portal 2, and I would never put it through the emergency intelligence incinerator. I would never kill my only friend. It would never talk back to me (would it?) and we would enjoy Portal goodness together. Then, people would be jealous because I had a Weighted Companion cube that would love me, and they would not.