User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3572527-20110424220940

Alright, here's what would happen: I'd get a hold of two portal devices. Using them, I'd create two infinite loops: one running vertically, the other diagonally. The two loops are designed to accelerate two objects to maximum velocity. One of these objects would be the companion cube. He would become a martyr for science as he smashes into his un-hearted brother at the speed of light, creating a wormhole which could then be used to explore a new realm of science: the Aperture Science Socially Enriching Head Ornament.