User:WheatlyCorp1200

Hello My Name Is Wheatly And I Used To Work At Aperture-Science Untill I Got Sucked Into Space Which Really Sucked I Once Met A Girl Called Chell She Was Always Nice To Me Untill I Went Abit Mad And Then There Was This Other Woman Named GLAdoS And She Was Evil To Us Both Untill I Got Her Killed No Wait Is That Right Ohhhh It Was Chell Who Killed Her Anyway Congratulations Chell You Did It Wait Whats Happening Ohhh Nooo She Fell And Now She Has To Escape Again Anyway As I Was Say Hold On Whats This,,It Seems That GLAdoS Is Still Alive Huh Whoa Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im Falling Back,,,Down,,,To,,,Earth,AH,AHH,AHHH,AHHHHHH,SMASH,Uhhh I Feel Dizzy Ah Well Aleast Im Back,,,,,So I Guess This Is Goodbye I Leave With A Song

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 * This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive.

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Dear <>,

I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

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One last thing:

Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.

PS: And believe me I am still alive. PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

STILL ALIVE

Still alive.