User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3547642-20110414023559

Since I'm about to go off to college in a month, I would use it for moral support. The hearts on it would certainly help me to face a brand new environment. Then, using the kitchenettes on my dorm hallway, I woo my cube using delicious baked goods, take it to the movies, long walks on the beach, introduce it to my friends, and write lovely poetry to it. I would also, never, ever even think to put it in a Aperture Science Intelligence Incinerator.