User blog comment:JoePlay/Portal 2 Giveaway/@comment-3565896-20110421200704

I could not play with Companion Cube. I murdered him. There was even going to be a big party for me with all my friends, but I have none. I am unlikable. Liked by no one. It says in my personnel file.

At least, that's what she told me.

But if I could, we would dance together--naked, of course--in someone's backyard while setting fire to all that person's finest art and furniture.