Crack-Life is a mod released on July 10, 2012. The game  replaced sounds, models, and weapons from half-life that have it be things seen in memes, movies, TV, pop culture and even offensive things. The game would get a sequel on September 11, 2015 called Crack-Life: Campaign Mode.


Crack-Life is its stand alone mod with its own story and unique Characters. Most characters are from meme's from both video games and movies. The mod has been updated over time to be a better mod.


After Fodon Greeman arrives at the Anomalous Materials Laboratory and donning his HEV Suit. Fordon goes down to the test chamber to execute the test but before he could enter the test chamber, he finds himself face to face with a random scientist and the scientist conducting his test.

A scientist tells Fordon that him and Fordon will have to have sex, the other scientist says that he is wearing a HEV Suit and he wouldn't be able to have sex with him because of that. The random scientist then tells the other scientist to shut up and that he knows he is going to start a Nazi apocalypse because he heard about his plan to do so, the other scientist then tells him to shut the fuck up and that there is going to be no Nazi apocalypse, the random scientist then says that as long as he's getting payed enough, everything should go smoothly. 

After that, Fordon enters the test chamber and executes the test but after he does that he opens a portal to Nazi Germany and the scientist conducting his test reveals himself to be a Nazi and that he conducted the test to open a portal to Nazi Germany so that Nazis can come through the portal and invade Black Mesa and start the Nazi apocalypse.



  • Black Mesa Scientist (Makes everyone a freak)
  • Black Mesa Security guard (Makes the guards Russian)


  • Lithuanian Chav/Slav (Replaces the Zombie)
  • Gentleman Headcrab/Gentlecrab (Replaces the Headcrab)
  • Nazi Soldier (Replaces the Vortigaunt, replaces the Nazi with the '90 Vortigaunt/Disco Vortigaunt in Campaign Mode)
  • HOH SIS Grunt (Replaces the Alien Grunt)
  • Alienation 'Surrgeant' Snarkman/DO YOU SUCK DICKS?![1] (Replaces the Snark)
  • Soviet Army H.E.C.U Microsoft Sam Marine (Replaces the H.E.C.U Marine, No official name was given for it)
  • SHE THICC Assassin (Replaces Female Assassin)
  • The most annoying Houndeye in the world (Replaces the Houndeye)
  • Billysquid/BullChicken (Replaces the Bullsquid)
  • WTF IS THAT?! (Replaces the Gonarch)
  • Filthy Controller (Replaces the Alien Controller)
  • Viking Gargantua (Replaces the Gargantua)
  • Adolf Hitler (Replaces the Nihilanth)
  • Big Smoke (Replaces HECU Soldier)


  • Steve Man (Replaces G-Man)

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